i went bowling with my dad today but we were both horribly rusty at it my average used to be 230 and im down to a horrible 180
I AM SO MAD AT MY CATS RIGHT NOW I WAKE UP TO GET READY FOR WORK AND I COME DOWNSTAIRS TO FIND THE NICE PRETTY BUTTER DISH THING KNOCKED OVER AND SHATTERED GLASS AND BUTTER ALL OVER THE FLOOR THOSE FAT BASTARDS HAVE BEEN SNACKING OFF BUTTER WHEN THEY HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD IN THEIR BOWLS SO I THREW THEM ALL OUT OF THE HOUSE
ur did it son
look how big youve gotten
they grow up so fast
Where You Can Get Free Food On Your Birthday
so if i went to all of these on my birthday id get like free food for a week
commission of sailor saturn from this gal
what a time to be alive
If you feel bad about yourself just remember this photoset
HEY, LIKE
IF YOU YOU KNOW, ORDER FOOD AT A PLACE WHERE THEY WALK OUT AND CALL OUT THE NAME YOU GAVE THEM
YOU SHOULD LIKE
WELL I DUNNO
RAISE YOUR HAND, OR EVEN LOOK AT THEM, OR MAKE SOME SORT OF IDENTIFIER THAT ITS YOUR FOOD
AND WHEN THE PERSON COMES UP TO YOUR TABLE TO HAND YOU THE FOOD ASKING IF YOU ARE THE PERSON, YOU SHOULD SAY “YES” INSTEAD OF STARING AT THEM LIKE AN ANIMAL
Oh dear, we are in trouble.
