tobiaswraithwall asked: The frogs have come to worship you in the only way they know how
Anonymous asked: You are the hero of Space. The frogs are drawn to you. You must breed the Genesis Frog. Do not forsake your destiny!
Anonymous asked: Someone cursed you. The frogs are going to increase in number and flood your home.
sglblues asked: The frogs have come to warn you.
timwhiskey replied to your post: oh my god i just sat on a shard of glass and now… HHHHHHAAAAAHHHHH are you bleeding though are you ok its pretty blurry but theres the shard that was once one with my buttcheek its bleeding pretty bad but wow its just too funny to be in any other saddening mood
oh my god i just sat on a shard of glass and now its in my ass and its so fucking funny i cant even take it out im laughing too hard
Anonymous asked: o̷̗̊p̮̹̹͔̞͖͉̈ͯͥ͛͠ę̴̦̜̜̰̝͙ͩ͐ͨ̚͢ņ̫̳͇̿͗ͤ̉̿ͬ́ ̯͕̦̖͉̲̘̯̳̄ͦ͑͒̾͠y̵̖̞̞̭͐͐̂͐ͅo͍̥ͬ̄̈̎̓̽̐̉̒͝u̵̸͍͓̜̬̤ͯ͒r̵͕͓̱̥̭̻̰͉̓͋̀ͅ ̰̟̣̤̱͚̺͓̽ͮ̒̊͌̉̓͑͞w̫̹̰̳̝̟̓̇ͭ̂ͪ͢i̒̋͏͉̦͚n̡͙̺̖ͫ̉d̻̗͎̰ͫ̓ͦ̍̋̄̚͟o̯̜̫̣̙̅̎̈́̓̒ͫ͑̍ẁ̧̙̳̱͍̀͠,̴̨̲̥̠̌̽̾̅̏̓̈́ ̷̈́̂ͮ̅͏̥̪̩͚̫̭͙ḽ̰̟͚̪̿̾ͩ̑ͩͣ̄̇͂ỷ̤̜̲̪̯̫̓̇̅̈́̋͝͠͡ͅc͔͕̰͓̝͖̈́ͮ̐ͯͯh̦̞̫̻̫͔̼̾͌͜͜,̥̲̜̐ͯ ̵̝͓͂̑̓̓l̻̪̺̗̞ͥͦ͒̈́͑͋͑͜e̡͖̻͇̹̭̻̤ͤ̑͊̓̌̈ͣ͑͗t͓͉̣̮̥̟̥̉ͪ͐̀̿ ̛̞̙̈ͨ͘u̸̳̘̱͕̬̎ͥ̓ͤͪ͞s̱͕̫̖͐̆ͨ͜ͅ...
shardain replied to your post: its gotten to a point where there is ALWAYS a frog… they just want to be your friend ;o; I JUST TURNED AROUND TO THE WINDOW RIGHT ABOVE ME AND THERE WAS TWO MORE FROGS ON THAT ONE HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SURROUNDING ME
its gotten to a point where there is ALWAYS a frog on my window at night but iwas looking at the one on the window and BAM ANOTHER FUCKING ONE JUST HOPS UP ONTO THE WINDOW OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE I MEAN IM ON THE SECOND FLOOR, AGAIN KEEP IN MIND. HE JUST HOPPED FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE ONTO MY WINDOW WHAT DO THEY WANT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT
things you shouldnt try to attempt: cutting the corners of plexiglass so it will fit and you dont have to go back into town to get it recut
awcoffeeno asked: roxy lalonde!
Anonymous asked: Dirk Strider
there's a homestuck version of everything →
broadway-aradia: SEND THESE TO MY ASK AND I’LL ANSWER: Vriska Serket- Tell about a scar on your body. Tavros Nitram- Something you’re afraid of. Doc Scratch- A subject you know a lot about. Kanaya Maryam- Closest green item to you. Roxy Lalonde- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage. Dave Strider- Your favorite song. Sollux Captor- Something you regret. Rose Lalonde- Your favorite book. ...
preparetopanic: avalar: The Dark Knight Rises (In Real Life) THE END OH MY GOD
Anonymous asked: I hate you.
something that happened in the parking lot at the...
disgruntled driver: *from her car shouting* HEY YOU. YOU CUT OFF THAT OTHER GUY. DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE??
me: *taking a second to realise shes talking to me*
disgruntled driver: YOU GOTTA WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU IDIOT
me: oh, you mean me
me: okay i didnt notice but okay
disgruntled driver: WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE-
me: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUT ME OFFF
disgruntled driver: ..
disgruntled driver: *angry fat grunts*
me: for the record though, if you want to be taken seriously lady, you need to approach someone in a kinder manner
dislocated-cannibal: oh yeah guys Captain Faggot says hi OH FANCY MEETIN YOU HERE
speshul-needs-scout replied to your chat: my mom and i working together to get the college payments right i’m telling
my mom and i working together to get the college...
mom: so you have that much in your account though right?
mom: okay but you aren't going to have a lot left, you need to save that money for school
me: yeah i know
mom: i mean it. no buying stuff for costumes, or any of that stuff it isnt important
me: yeah i know
me: /has just made 100 purchase on amazon literally ten minutes before this payment/
just paid first semester payments
hey so if you already have shaped out the styrene and have the craft foam attatched to it but need to cut it what would you use to cut it
lildeadlymeesh replied to your video: you know that game cubefield Please play Slenderman. what they made a game out of him?
you know what would be a great invention light switches in your room to the hallway outside it
justtroutofluck asked: Obviously you were drawn to those words because you are comic book sound effects
redrakoon reblogged your photo: meepindoodle: love, intelligence, happiness … That’s supposed to be “popularity”, “freedom”, and “power” Anyway, mine were love, experience, and money. HMMMM I WONDER… yeah well guess what ididnt read it as those and i think i really do want some pop right about now
Anonymous asked: i would rly love to do the "hi" thing but like we've never talked before. but i rly admire you. and i love your art and i think youre rly funny and i feel so lame saying this even on anon. but omfg youre awesome and i'll leave now. i'm so sorry umu
rocketpoweredlobstertits: umbritis: rocketpoweredlobstertits replied to your post: quietly closes canvas and works on a different… how can i help??? aah pf well if you could give me pointers on how to draw HB’s legs and how I should position his feet that’d be helpful„, this is as far as I got ahahah legs and feet are the hardest things for me to draw it’s official using my pudgy people...
you know that game cubefield
angelstrandedinthetardis asked: HEY HEY HEY
sglblues asked: Hi!
tascenda asked: Hi~
dislocated-cannibal asked: we've already done this but hi
auttyauttyoxenfree asked: hhhhhhhhhhhi
morlimox asked: hello uwu
meepindoodle: lychgate: meepindoodle replied to your post: hi ;3; i am definitely four years old IVE NEVER SEEN HALF OF YOU PEOPLES FACE HERE’S HALF MY FACE wow okay how about your best feature is everything
rocketpoweredlobstertits replied to your post: does hey howdy hey count??? OH I HAVE A VIDEO OF MY FAT FACE ON MY BLOG probably inn the lomps tag, too;;; ALSO WOW UR A CUTIE okay well your best feature is your hair obv
meepindoodle replied to your post: hi ;3; i am definitely four years old IVE NEVER SEEN HALF OF YOU PEOPLES FACE
disgustiphage asked: HI?????
gluethegrue asked: hi dolan
tobiaswraithwall asked: Hi
meepindoodle asked: hi ;3;
pinakuwata asked: does hey howdy hey count???